Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
I live in America
Yeah, and by the way, for example, the jokes about European people WERE NOT WRITTEN BY THE ONES THAT ARE BEING MADE FUN OF!!!
In the game ButtonHunt, all of the Polish jokes at the end were not written by Polish people. They were written by other Europeans or North Americans.
That's why I said "Only in America do we make fun of our own country."
No offense, though. I love jokes about and written by people of all nationalities.
Here's one I heard a while back. "How do you get fifty Canadians to get out of the pool? You say, 'Please get out of the pool now'". LOL Canada. As if that's a country.
No just kidding.
*cough cough bloody canadians cough cough*
No, just kidding again.
Played like half the single player and got bored tried the single player and ended up waiting like half an hour for it to find a suitable host. Good thing I didn't buy it.
Who here playes dwarf fortress (best game in the world with the best graphics :P). I'm willing to bet no one.
Who's your favourite? :D
(Note: there's only one right answer. So keep guessing 423 times before you end up saying me)
Seriously though (well, not seriously, but I guess mildly-less-sillified), did you reeeally actually bother using the donation link, or did you just set a bitflag in the database to make it look like you bought the game?
btw, assuming Steve's still fine with the direct way of ordering the game (ie. a direct paypal dealie), I'll be ordering one or two more copies for forum member(s).
Haven't picked who yet, but I know they'll have at least four properties:
This time, I'm transferring money into Paypal via echeque first, and then I'll do the payment (so timing won't be so ambiguous). It should be in roughly a week(ish). Paypal's guessing the transfer will be complete on the 25th.
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