here are some more jokes :D
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you
ps. i will be writing chuk norris jokes each week :D
jeje I know some
When Chuck Norris makes a push up, he is not pushing himself up, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck norris ordered a Big Mac at kentucky fried chiken, he got one.
When Chuck norris Drank 2 whole bottles of sleep pills, he barely blinked.
If you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, then chuck norris has more money than you.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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