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  1. mecaboy says:

    ok in this forum you can make jokes about chuknorris, feel free about asking jokes, telling them, criticing them and obiously,

    LAUGH AT THEM!!!!!!!!

  2. mecaboy says:

    1. chuk norris destrroy an airplane by just point him and saying bang

    2. chuk norris killed 5 enemies with a gun that has only 4 bullets the 5th enemie kill himselfe by respect

    3. chuk norris counted from 1 to the infinite bakguards

  3. mecaboy says:

    those are the basic :D

  4. mecaboy says:

    here are some more jokes :D

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you

    ps. i will be writing chuk norris jokes each week :D

  5. spookspoon says:

    jeje I know some

    When Chuck Norris makes a push up, he is not pushing himself up, he pushes the earth down.

    Chuck norris ordered a Big Mac at kentucky fried chiken, he got one.

    When Chuck norris Drank 2 whole bottles of sleep pills, he barely blinked.

    and finaly,

    If you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, then chuck norris has more money than you.

  6. mecaboy says:

    thats a good one the one of the money was very funy :D

  7. mecaboy says:

    look this ones :D

    Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

    The only time Chuck Norris catches a cold is when he's got it in a headlock

    Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.

  8. ethanrule3 says:

    If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, if Chuck Norris says it's chicken, it's chicken.

  9. ethanrule3 says:

    And I know we should keep this PG, but Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.

    Also, the boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

  10. iggypop521 says:

    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

  11. DANIEL says:

    chuck norris dont askswhat time is it he decides what time is it
    chuck norris doesnt beileive in god god beileives in chuck norris

  12. mecaboy says:

    wow you guys realy have good jokes :D

  13. DANIEL says:

    i think i do

  14. mecaboy says:

    ethan the one of beaf is really good, also the one of virgin islands :D, iggy yours are also good, jejeje i havent herd the one of the butter very nice very nice

  15. spookspoon says:

    I have another one.

    When Chuck norris goes bolling, he doesnt strike all the pins, he only hits one the other nine faint.

  16. spookspoon says:

    If you search on google "chuck norris gets his ass kicked" you wont find anything. it just doesnt happen.

  17. iggypop521 says:

    Ghosts are made when Chuck Norris kills someone so fast that death can't process them.

  18. mecaboy says:

    chuknorris is so fast that he runs over the world in circles and touch his back

  19. mecaboy says:

    check this out :D

    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

  20. spookspoon says:

    here are some more

    Chuck norris can kill two stones with one birdie.

    apple pays chuck norris 99 cents for listening to a song.

    chuck norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what is rightfuly his.

  21. spookspoon says:

    I have a lot more I just dont want to waste them all.

  22. spookspoon says:

    ok last one

    Chuck norris has 12 moons, one of them is the earth.

  23. spookspoon says:

    ok last one

    Chuck norris has 12 moons, one of them is the earth.

  24. iggypop521 says:

    Chuck Norris's computer has no ctrl key.He is ALWAYS in control.

  25. mecaboy says:

    look ath this ones :D

    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

  26. mecaboy says:

    o, and by the way iggypop your jokes are realy AWSOME congratullations also yours spooky

  27. iggypop521 says:

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
    ALL OF IT!

  28. iggypop521 says:

    Chuck Norris doesn't write books.The words assemble themselves out of fear.

  29. iggypop521 says:

    In Pamplona, Spain the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.

  30. iggypop521 says:

    Chuck Norris brought the sun into Ganon's Lair and no-one said a word about it.

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